A Gaian Mantra

If you could have dinner with anyone, Living or dead, Who would it be?

For me it would be; Living: Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Cuz hes awesome. Dead: Caligula, And we’re eating at his place!

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Posted on February 27, 2012

da-life-of-brian:

Pick me! Pick me!

da-life-of-brian:

Pick me! Pick me!

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Posted on February 5, 2012 via reality is a prison. with 214 notes

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We killed the American dream: Because I have no idea who is Sarah.

Because I don’t know who is Sarah.

Does your best friend approve of the last person you kissed?
I don’t have a ‘best friend’ more of consortium of sorts. I feel the consensus would be, “kudos”.

Is there anything bothering you right now?
Jacob the troubled.

What is your best physical feature?
I’m tall. I can see far, people look up to me. Ect., ect.

Do you spend time with the same people always?
yes, the consortium.

Do you care what you look like?
This doesn’t just happen.

Could you go out in public, looking like you do now?
Not right now, it’s far to cold out there for just jeans. But i plan on it in the future.

Have you ever skipped school just because you were tired?
have you ever asked a dumb question?

Will you be single over summer?
I’m not psychic.

Is there someone who you are attracted to?
Almost every woman i meet. Does that make me a romantic or just sad?

Is your room ever clean?
To everything there is a season. But you never answered my question!

What are you most looking forward to?
Alright screw my question… but i’m not answering this one just so we’re even.

Who was the last person you spoke on the phone for over an hour?

My ******, but she was high as shit and it was more of an introspective monologue about the direction of her life.

Have you had sex with more than 5 people this month?
Only liars and braggarts keep count sir, and i sir, am neither.

Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
jeans. I think men look oafish or childish in shorts.

Where is the last person you kissed at this moment?
Not sure, but i like to hope bubble bath.

Do you think you’re wasting your time on the person you like?
It is not about the destination, but the journey. I cherish every heart flutter and regret only whom i feared to show affection.

Where do you think your best friend is right now?
The consortium is centralized in North Carolina, save my Cali baby. ;)

Would you ever get a tattoo/belly ring?
yes/yes.

Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
I have. and would do it again.

Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Myself, and a few others, but then i adjust their bar accordingly.

Will this weekend be a good one?
Always is.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a T?
I’d say unabashedly probably.

If you found out your friend was smoking weed would you be disappointed?
Fais ce que tu veux ~Aleister Crowley

What’s the best part about being single?
Independence. But honestly right now i could go for a cuddle…

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Easily.

What’d you do yesterday?
i forget, I know i worked a double… Ginkgo Biloba you fail me…

Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love with?
Young love burns so bright and pure it can never last. The brighter the fire the quicker the darkness.

Have you ever kissed a sport player?
Professional? no. Intermural? yes.

Could you ever be friends with the person who hurt you most in life?
I’m a forgiver. I can’t help it.

Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
I’ve kissed a coworker on the head yesterday. I’m kinda a touchy feely guy.

Is good grammar attractive?
Yes. But it’s rude to constantly correct people.

Say your last ex walks up to you and hugs you, what do you say?

Hi? How are things? We’re fine with each other so this is, nothing really.

Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

yes. These questions better get better…

Ever been called a bitch?

yea, but with guys it’s really just funny.

How long could you go without cursing?
Fuck if i know/care.

Have you consumed any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

no, and now i feel really dry. THANKS.

What were you doing at 8am this morning?

sleeping my ass off.

Are you satisfied with your life as of now?

No. I’m nowhere hear where i wanted to be. Bu the fields i most wanted to go into doesn’t even exist anymore/yet, so whatchya gonna do?

What do you miss most about your past?

the woods that were where the house i’m in right now use to be. They were my trees. My friends.

Did you feel awkward at all today?
nah. Ataraxia’s fucking sweet.

In the next 3 months, what are you looking forward to most?
Nothing.

Are any of your friends taller than you?

nope.

Have you ever gone out of your way to make someone happy?

Yes, cuz it makes me happy.

Is there someone who can ALWAYS make you smile?
me.

If you had the chance to travel back in time, would you?
fuck yes. Even right now, with no shirt, shoes, or money.

Is there anything you want to tell someone but you can’t?
yes? I guess? But society is held together by little white lies and half truths. So i don’t worry about it.

Are you thinking about anyone?
Not really

Do you miss the way things used to be?
like, in my life, or throughout history as a whole? in that order; no, yes.

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Posted on January 31, 2012 via We killed the American dream with 4 notes

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Awwww, so cute… :)

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Posted on January 28, 2012 via Beaver Paralyser with 57,430 notes

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I could join a religion that worshiped those hips…